May 2013
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
rehabbed:
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
iamaveghead:
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Why is this so accurate
